Kelly Mao
USG Specialized Agencies
Kelly is jubilant, felicitous, sanguine, galvanized, exultant, jocund, rapt, ardent, and overall pretty stoked to be serving as the Under-Secretary-General Specialized Agencies (also a tongue-twister) for CAHSMUN 2026. This year she is, unbelievably, a senior at Semiahmoo Secondary. As this is a biography, it is only right to pay homage to Kelly’s first model United Nations conference—in which she amassed about thirty-four seconds of speaking time, wrote two directives, and potentially contributed to the United Nation Security Council’s dismantling. Since then, she has amassed far too much speaking time, written countless directives, and definitely contributed to ChairMUN’s downfall—with said speaking time. Outside of MUN, Kelly is usually pre-writing directives for the next decade’s worth of crisis committees. Outside of that, she can be found playing RIOT games; enforcing unsolicited grammar policing; laughing at her own—allegedly—bad jokes; and running out of adjectives. She can also be found at Steve’s Poké with Shuyou.